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lol whut

Journal Entry: Fri Jan 18, 2013, 11:30 PM


So I was on omegle, its a site where you can talk to random people. and I was bored and then this random dude just started..uh roleplaying with me I guess? I found if funny so I thought I'd post it here xD

Stranger: Icarus ll this is Whiskey Raptor do you copy?

You: ...

You: whut

Stranger: Mayday mayday!

You: um dude get a hold of yourself

You: your gonna crash

You: into

You: omegle

Stranger: We're going down!

You: oh shit

Stranger: Hang on!

Stranger: Shit!

Stranger: We're hit!

You: dude wat are you doing

You: dude

You: NO

You: STAHP.

Stranger: Engine 1 and 2 are gone!

You: How many engines do you have in there??

Stranger: We're going down!

You: OKAY I GET IT

You: HOW ARE YOU STILL AIRBOURNE

You: JUST CRASH MAN

Stranger: No not an option!

Stranger: Have precious cargo!

Stranger: Shit!

You: I'll catch it!

Stranger: 3&4 are gone! Shit hang on we're gonna (static)

You: SIR WE'VE LOST CONTACT WITH WHATSHISFACE

Stranger: Hello? Icarus?

Stranger: Come in!

You: WHATSHISNAME ARE YOU THERE HELLLOOO? STUPID THING!

Stranger: We hear you loud and clear!

You: Oh hes back on the line!

You: I have no idea whats going on but this is fun

Stranger: We have multiple casualties need air lift!

You: uh uhm

You: whats an air lift???

You: I forget all my knowledge about aircrafts!!

Stranger: We need to be picked up... We crashed into some kind of building....

You: oh..oh right help will be on the way soon

You: can you describe what said building looks like sir?

Stranger: Big......that's all I got!

You: Uh okay do you know where you are??

Stranger: Negitive! Shit! She's falling out!

You: okay! we're sending Steve out on a search helicopter to find you!

You: Are the others dead?

Stranger: (Static)

You: shit we've lost contact with him again!

Stranger: Mayday! Mayday!

You: WHAT NOW

Stranger: Whiskey Rapor is dead sir!

You: GOOD LORD NOT WHISKEY RAPOR

You: HE SOUNDED SO PROMISING

Stranger: Wait sir he's waking up!

You: So hes still alive!!?

Stranger: (Cough)...I sure as hell ain't dead!

You: don't worry whiskey rapor help is on the way! -distant sound of a helicopter in distance- I believe thats the rescue team!

Stranger: (Cough)....I will see you at base....Whiskey Raptor...out..(static)

THE END o-o idonteven

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:iconkiwitypo:
KiwiTypo Jan 20, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
wtf? Never hear of this site before xDD
This made me laugh tho. lol
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AussieBaguette Jan 20, 2013  Student Digital Artist
it was amazing xD
its a weird site o-o
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:iconjaybutts:
Jaybutts Jan 18, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
How come you get the interesting people and I get perverts :I
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:iconaussiebaguette:
AussieBaguette Jan 18, 2013  Student Digital Artist
:I I dunno. depends what your topic is I guess :U
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